Humor with an Attitude

thetvscreen: “Call…my…name.” I just can’t…

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 07:59:07 -0400

thetvscreen:

“Call…my…name.”

I just can’t…

I accept and love the similarity. Female sexuality is dangerous...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:55:53 -0400

I accept and love the similarity. Female sexuality is dangerous and don’t you ever fucking forget it!

Sex TOTALLY counts as Exercise. billiforce1: YES!!!!!

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:09:08 -0400

Sex TOTALLY counts as Exercise.

billiforce1:

YES!!!!!

Zac Efron Would make a really hot lesbian.

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:23:02 -0400

Zac Efron

Would make a really hot lesbian.

“What one person sees as degrading and disgusting and bad...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:28:16 -0400

“What one person sees as degrading and disgusting and bad for women might make some women feel empowered and beautiful and strong.” - Sasha Grey

Wisdom from the mouth of pornstars. I love the times we live in so fucking much.

(via) chele681

(via lovelypanties)

dukeofstalbans: bustygirlcomics: Digging in. THANK you...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 13:33:44 -0400

dukeofstalbans:

bustygirlcomics:

Digging in.

THANK you YES.

FEEL MY PAIN FASHION INDUSTRY!!!!!

tentacruels: u strolled into the wroooooong neighborhood...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:01:18 -0400

tentacruels:

u strolled into the wroooooong neighborhood motherfucker

*screams and runs from the internet*

Zac Efron would look a lot better if it didn’t look like...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 02:03:25 -0400

Zac Efron would look a lot better if it didn’t look like he had a giant shitspear poking him in the colon. Just sayin

magnolius: A Tale Of Two Hoodies - a controversial painting by...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:04:03 -0400

magnolius:

A Tale Of Two Hoodies - a controversial painting by artist/activist Michael D’Antuono.

Inspired by the Trayvon Martin case, this painting symbolizes the travesty of racially profiling innocent children and how present day prejudices affect policy.

Oooooh snap!

‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Author Fantasized About Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:48:51 -0400

‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Author Fantasized About Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart:

iluvmormonvampires:

James’ super-sexual versions of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen include Christian Grey, a billionaire, who gets involved in an dominant-submissive romance with innocent beauty, Anatasia Steele — sound familiar? While fans can’t get enough of the steamy romance, James feels this type of relationship is only attractive on paper.

While writing the racy novels, the Twilight-fanatic also admits she was going through a “mid-life crisis” and she definitely wasn’t shy about sharing her sexual fantasies with the world – clearly, she spent a lot of time fantasizing about Rob and Kristen!

“NO CAPES!”

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:56:56 -0400

“NO CAPES!”

I would be willing to work on this scientific study.

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:54:41 -0400

I would be willing to work on this scientific study.

That awkward moment when Kristen Stewart looks more comfortable kissing Dakota Fanning in one scene than she does kissing Robert Pattinson through the entirety of the Twilight saga.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:09:33 -0400

Friendship that insists on agreement on all matters is not worth...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:00:00 -0400

Friendship that insists on agreement on all matters is not worth the name…

nsfwhumor: Scottish Accent vs. iPhone’s Siri[via] OMFG! I...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:00:51 -0400

nsfwhumor:

Scottish Accent vs. iPhone’s Siri

[via]

OMFG! I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING! @ememmyem

erospainter: Life comes at you fast somedays I’d like...

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 16:56:25 -0400

erospainter:

Life comes at you fast somedays

I’d like this so much more if she didn’t look like she was stoned or trying to sell me perfume. Le sigh

psychokandi: algrenion: globalsoftpirka: sciencetodo: No, it...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:57:55 -0400

psychokandi:

algrenion:

globalsoftpirka:

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”

…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVEL

From the author of “Apeshit”.

…I wish to read this, please.

pinksinatra: is it just me or does adrian brody look an awful lot like a white snoop dogg

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:53:47 -0400

pinksinatra:

is it just me

or does adrian brody look an awful lot like a white snoop dogg

In many ways this is true of society. WOW!

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:53:25 -0400

In many ways this is true of society. WOW!

Because the most talented actresses on television could only be...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 01:34:39 -0400

Because the most talented actresses on television could only be worth your time and interest if they are in the fucking underwear. FUCK YOU VANITY FAIR!